Really? Really?

[Walter and Anna are discussing the possibility of buying the house]

Walter: You know what this is? This is the short line in Motor Vehicles.
Anna: What?
Walter: Yeah! You go to Motor Vehicles to get your license renewed, and you get on this line that reaches to Spain, and right next to it is this little short line with only two guys on it, but you don't get on that line, 'cause you think something must be "wrong" with it - otherwise everyone else would be on it - so you waste three hours!
Anna: I got on the short line once. It was for farm vehicles.

We used a VA Loan to purchase our home....in the middle of the inspection our Realtor calls us, we lived in Georgia at the time and the house is in Hotter Then Hell Texas.....anyway, he says, we have a problem with the bricks on the house....the inspector wants to speak to you....so I called him....he then tells me that "your house is cracked".....I was like, "huh?" He said "the bricks....they have cracks".

So being the inquisitive individual I am, I asked him if it was the bricks or the mortar, he said the mortar....I then asked him why he said the bricks, he said, "oh, hell, you knew what I meant!" He is, apparently, a mind reader on the side!

Really? REALLY?

After an Engineer Inspector cleared the house for inhabitation....stating that the cracks were caused by settling....VA felt happy to fund the loan, which was really just a re-funding since it was already a VA Loan to begin with, the owners were also military.....we were good...but Mr. VA Inspection Guy....used this settling to reduce the value of the home....by 20k from the inspection 2 years before...

REALLY? Yes Really...... this is what I call in life, the dumbass factor! Get you dumb head out of your ass!